Nov 12, 2009 Posted by adriel on Nov 12, 2009 in Funny | 0 comments

Below are a few choice guffaws pulled from newspaper articles.

• A college friendship that began a year ago ended in matrimony yesterday.
• The airplane was only a few feet from the ground when it crashed, witnesses said.
• A purple lady’s bicycle was missing from Serendipity Lane recently.
• On behalf of Mrs. Smith and her family, our sincere thanks go out to those sending flowers, cards and contributing to the death of her husband.
• Police don’t hesitate to use whatever laws, regulations or persuasion they feel they need to control morality in the city and prevent it from getting a foothold.
• Chairman Billings asked Board members to muster support from parent-teacher groups to support the governor’s task force on driving while intoxicated.
• With the exception of victimless crimes (which need not concern us here), every single crime committed in this nation of ours involves a victim.