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Better behave in church…

Always consider your audience, your wording and the situation. To wit:

One Sunday morning, the local pastor noticed little Alex staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church. It was covered with names, and small American flags were mounted on either side of it. The seven year old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up, stood beside the boy, put his hand on the young lad’s shoulder and said quietly, “Good morning, Alex.” “Good morning,” replied Alex, still focused on the plaque. “What is this?” Alex asked. The pastor reverently sighed and explained, “Well, son, it’s a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service.” Soberly, they stood together, staring at the large plaque. Little Alex’s voice was trembling and barely audible when he asked, “Which service, the 9:45 or the 11:15?”

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